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101903 00:45

if i ever get another group of friends that all know each other and like to do group things together all the time i think i'm going to secretly name them after sauces and salad dressings.

that way when mayo calls me up to get together at a party thrown by ketchup for bleu cheese's birthday it's instantly already funny and worth going to so i can find out who would win in a shouting match, sweet and sour or horseradish and if mustard and picante are still going out or did mustard finally get smart and dump picante for thousand island.